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Hot Babes in Toyland

VENUE

Players Loft

OPENED

November 5, 2009

CLOSES

December 17, 2009

PERFORMANCES

Thu at 8:00pm
also Nov 20 at 8pm, Nov 21 at 8pm
no perfs: Nov 26

TICKETS

$20.00
212-352-3101

MORE INFO

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CREATORS & ARTISTS

Author
Elias Stimac

Director
Jeremy X. Halpern

Producer
1-800-Weirdos

Hot Babes in Toyland is a new sex comedy that centers around the holiday season. Narrated by an inappropriate, inebriated Rudolph, this twisted tale centers on Santa's decision to fire all the elves at the Workshop and replace them with supermodels. This turn of events is not popular with the North Polesters—Mrs. Claus, a modern-day businesswoman who will not stand for her husband's sexual shenanigans; Elfis, a comically confused toymaker who goes on strike; and Sprinkles, a boyish-looking female elf who has conflicting emotions regarding Ol' St. Nick. With December 25 still weeks away, Santa is definitely rowdy, restless, and looking to score, and can barely contain himself when big-city fashion models Heavenique and Serendip arrive for a casting call. It will take a Christmas miracle for this motley crew to survive the holidays together! Jeremy X. Halpern is directing the NYC run, transforming the show into a bawdy burlesque musical extravaganza. Original music will be supplied by Halpern, who heads up the avant garde group Verge.