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My Pony's in the Garage
nytheatre.com review by Julie Congress
August 15, 2005
It’s always fun to hear stories about quirky families and Eileen Kelly’s one
woman show My Pony’s in the Garage is no exception. With just the right
mix of humor and heart, it’s an hour well spent.The Kellys are quite a family. Eileen is the youngest of six and, due to lack
of space and money, spent the first six years of her life sleeping in a crib in
her parents’ room. The house itself is unusual—nothing is ever repaired, but
that isn’t a huge problem once you know that the carpet in the bathroom isn’t
fastened down and that the doorbell doesn’t ring but does give the presser a
mild electric shock. Mom is always smoking about “seven cigarettes at a time,”
and the kids, as a result, go to school with clothes full of cigarette burns.
Dad doesn’t pay bills until the cable man comes to get the box, or the
electricity goes out, or the phones are disconnected, or the water turned off.The play (which is both written and performed by Kelly and directed by Kimmy
Gatewood) is made up of short episodes. At the beginning of each, a clever
heading (example: "The Darker Side of Chocolate") appears on the large screen on
the back wall of the stage and a song appropriate to the subject of the next
segment plays for about thirty seconds. The lights then come up on the stage and
Kelly delivers a monologue about her family for a few minutes. Another blackout,
and a new heading and song clip signal the start of another episode.
Unfortunately, I found this device, though cute, unnecessary. More time is
provided than needed for us to read the segment titles, the show drags as a
result, and Kelly’s momentum is upset.At the performance I attended, a group of Kelly’s family was in the audience
and I have to admit they were my favorite part of the performance. They howled
with laughter not only at the stories, but also at the many family photographs
that are projected onto the screen during the show. They’d quietly comment to
each other on the location of the family candy store, gasp and groan at the
family portraits, and frequently verify Kelly’s stories with their knowing nods
and “mmhmm”s. I felt like I was at a family reunion, and it was absolutely
delightful.While your experience may not be exactly the same as mine, My Pony’s in
the Garage is still a joyful celebration of family, no matter how crazy that
family may be. And in its sweet, entertaining, quirky way, it’s also a
not-so-subtle reminder of human mortality, and the importance of appreciating
our loved ones before it’s too late.